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« on: March 07, 2010, 07:43:27 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 07:51:33 PM »

If there's a cigarette in her mouth, then yes, save that baby from secondhand smoke!
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 07:56:15 PM »

If there's a cigarette in her mouth, then yes, save that baby from secondhand smoke!
By punching her in the stomach?

That may do more harm than good, but I agree with the rest of that statement. Punish the parent for all similar cases as long as it doesn't affect the child.
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 07:58:38 PM »

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I said people, not women, you dolt.
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2010, 08:00:49 PM »

If there's a cigarette in her mouth, then yes, save that baby from secondhand smoke!
By punching her in the stomach?

That may do more harm than good, but I agree with the rest of that statement. Punish the parent for all similar cases as long as it doesn't affect the child.

You do realize this is a joke topic, yes?

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I said people, not women, you dolt.

Women are people too. D:
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2010, 08:02:02 PM »

If there's a cigarette in her mouth, then yes, save that baby from secondhand smoke!
By punching her in the stomach?

That may do more harm than good, but I agree with the rest of that statement. Punish the parent for all similar cases as long as it doesn't affect the child.

You do realize this is a joke topic, yes?
Pregger-punching is a very serious issue.

That is completely off topic. I just want to make sure other members are aware that this is for prengant women AND men.
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2010, 08:10:57 PM »

I'm sorry to burst this to you, but all those men who claim you're their baby's father are lying to you.
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2010, 08:28:31 PM »

OH MY GOD HUGO, STAY ON TOPIC. SHEESH.
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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2010, 08:47:02 PM »

Woman.
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2010, 09:28:20 PM »

It's just another way how some people support abortion. Grin
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2010, 12:16:46 PM »


Women are people too. D:

That's a good joke. I think somebody has the words proffesional comedian in their future. Wink
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2010, 01:36:25 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2010, 05:14:03 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2010, 06:53:46 PM »

Yes unless twins.
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2010, 08:14:36 PM »

No Sad
Explain your reasoning.

Yes unless twins.
You too.
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2010, 04:12:08 PM »



Women are people too. D:

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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2010, 05:02:04 PM »


While I can't speak from experience, I feel that the physics of a pregnant stomach would be unsatisfying. I mean, all that cargo on board wouldn't give the nice, soft, inward motion of a regular punch.

And if the punch isn't a satisfying punch, why punch at all? I'd hate to see a punch wasted on such a target. It's like tipping valets, discussing sex, and elaborate pranks: if you can't do it right, don't do it at all.
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« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2010, 07:22:16 PM »

While I can't speak from experience

That's what I thought. Feeling a nice fetus conform to the shape of your knuckles is awesome. Sometimes people get mad though.
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2010, 05:00:55 PM »

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Feeling a nice fetus conform to the shape of your knuckles is awesome.
This sentence is hilarious but is also kind of appalling.
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